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Joke of the Day
"I had a welsh friend who tried counting all his lovers to me but each time, I kept falling asleep"
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"What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid? Gotta lay off the sea-weed."
"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."
"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."
"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."
"Boats don't sleep. They wake."
"/u/JokeExplainBot walks into a bar and dies"
"Why do Japanese people squint? Nuclear explosions are bright"
"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"
"A little Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars. His dad says, ""50 dollars?! Why the heck do you need 40 dollars? 30 dollars is a LOT of money!"""