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Joke of the Day
"The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you."
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"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, because they're under a buck."
"[Eating ribs at BBQ Joint] ""Would you like a Wet-Nap?"" No thanks, I had one this afternoon."
"how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat ur never gonna see again?"
"Roses are red. Wine is red. Poems are hard. Wine."
"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"
"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."
"If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time."
"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
"What do you call a Russian tree ? Dimitree"