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Joke of the Day
"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"
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"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."
"My grandfather once told me, ""Your generation is too reliant on technology."" So I replied, ""No, *your* generation is too reliant on technology!"" Then I disconnected his life support."
"I'm not very good with pets. I had a pet rock once, but it ran away."
"Waiter: ""I'm afraid your credit card has been declined."" Me: ""Try this one."" W: ""This is a blood donor card."" M: ""Take as much as you need."""
"Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob? So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell."
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."
"Why is air like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."