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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? It felt like bacon."

"What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!"

"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"

"Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again"

"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""

"Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?"

"Whenever two people argue over something, yell out ""OBJECTION"" and then contradict the one wearing something you don't like."

"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Ambien: Where is your unicorn? Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok."

"What do you call a female sex change operation? an addadicktome!"