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Joke of the Day
"What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood? m'hogany"
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"I thought I was wrong once.... but I was mistaken."
"Fractals joke there are 2 types of people in this world, those who don't know about fractals and those who think that there are 2 types of people in this world..."
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."
"That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died."
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."
"You know what's the biggest turn off for me? Consent."
"The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey."