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Joke of the Day

"ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u"

"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."

"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."

"I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt."

"Why was Ke$ha arrested? TiK ToK On The Clock"

"I said I was mad at myself. My 4yo son looked at me. ""There are fancier words for mad,"" he said, fixing my hair. ""You should say irritated."""

"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."

"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"

"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""

"If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage."