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Joke of the Day
"So I asked my friend what ADHD was... He told me ""It's was like a better quality version of."""
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"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"
"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"
"Wife: We don't have anything planned today... Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)"
"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."
"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."
"KIDNAPPER: Get in the van ME: Oh no thanks I'm vegetarian KIDNAPPER: Oh okay sorry *drives away* {15min later} KIDNAPPER: Wait a minute, wtf"
"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard? A pillow fight"