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Joke of the Day
"My best mate is called Tiba. Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards."
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"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."
"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."
"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."
"[Chumbawumba concert] I get knocked down, but I get up again.. [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] ""Aw hell yeah!"""
"You know what else is pointless? Circles."
"What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game? Marsh-Mellows"
"What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy."
"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."