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"What's the difference between boogers and rice pudding? Nobody eats rice pudding."
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
"*pretends floor is lava* *looks around* *slyly pushes homework onto the floor*"
"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."
"My dad came into my room the other night as I was getting ready for a date He sat me down, handed me a condom, looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, don't make the same mistakes I did."""
"""I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad."" - gas station nachos"
"Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover"
"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."