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Joke of the Day
"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"
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"Ugly How do you know your the ugly in a couple? I will spell it out for you, U come first..."
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"Be serious with unknown girls. Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"
"I told my psychiatrist I'm thinking about suicide He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."
"[bedroom] TRANSFORMER WIFE: Honey, this is silly. I'd never cheat on you. TRANSFORMER HUSBAND: Okay....hey, when did we get that wardrobe?"
"John Snow really knows the way to a guy's heart."
"My kid just put on an apron and made homemade brownies so forget the world, I'm not even the best mom in my house anymore."
"How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one more."
"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"