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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone. I want to make it Hans-free!"

"Scotsman in a bar A Scotsman walks in to a bar there would have been a Welshman, an Englishman and 2 Irishman but they all got into the Euros."

"Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?"

"*bursts into room Me: GUYS! GUYS! I FOUND A UNICORN Guys: Yeah sure,show us then! *holds up single kernel of corn *gets violently beaten"

"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."

"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

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"Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler."

"I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'. So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples."

"I think somebody went on my Facebook without me knowing... Everything on it is French now."