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Joke of the Day

"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."

"NSFW: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"Dogs can't operate an Mri machines... But catscan"

"Where do they make satis? In a satisfactory"

"I sold my vacuum cleaner on ebay........ It was just sat in the corner collecting dust....."

"Alphabet Soup I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."

"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"

"What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike."

"Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. After all, if you can't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she won't tell your wife?"