195904
Joke of the Day
"Holiday Tip: if you boil a turd on low heat the whole house smells like farts."
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"""What do we want?"" ""AIRPLANE NOISES!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""NEEEEOOOWWWWW"" I'm very sorry"
"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."
"How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)."
"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"So apparently the Phillies aren't serving beer this year... They lost the opener Stupid but its an Uncle joke so I had to"
"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"
"[flicks cigarette out window] submarine captain: you fool!"
"I'm going to rewrite history. History."