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Joke of the Day
"If I had 10 cookies and someone takes away 5, what would they have? A broken hand"
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"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."
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"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."
"What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream? Grand Theft Gelato"
"What do you call a person who supports abortion yet believes it's murder? A psychopath."
"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."
"I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though."
"[Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it."
"Why was 6 afraid of 11? Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind."