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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist! I have a colored TV."

"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"I use the phrase ""when I win the lottery"" a lot for someone who never buys any lottery tickets."

"I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together."

"Why does Cuba not have any casinos? They Havana no money to spend."

"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."

"Captain Ahab is like G.W. Bush They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off."

"What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?"

"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."