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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off."
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"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"
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"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped. *I'm so sorry*"
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