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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south? Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!"

"Two women want to form a project group... Turns out it was a real misfit."

"One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that pee in the shower.... And dirty, dirty liars."

"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, lets have a dual. I'll give you the advantage; you get to use the pen."

"Modern day Paul Revere still warns about enemy incursions. But now it's one if by LAN, two if by wifi."

"I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet"