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Joke of the Day

"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!"

"What do call forty lesbians in a tree A CUNTREE"

"The best thing about sex with your sister... ...is that if she gets pregnant, you can just blame your dad."

"There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch."

"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."

"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"

"If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community... That would be a reservation reservation reservation!"

"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me."