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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""
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"[JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) ""where is he?"" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*"
"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"
"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An airplane."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"
"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money for a garbanzo to bean on me."