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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern."
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"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"
"Frankly, I find that Blackberrys are insensitively named and I'm starting a petition to have them renamed African-Americanberrys."
"[Nsfw] What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe? I don't fuck a cantaloupe before I eat it."
"What do you call a Russian Lizard? Commie commie commie commie chameleon."
"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."
"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"
"How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything."
"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""
"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers"