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Joke of the Day

"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"

"My mom and I donated 15 boxes of old books to Goodwill, and in every 100th book I left a note with an urgent spy message."

"What are sardines? A little fish that smells like fingers."

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""

"Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla."

"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."

"I was just wondering, if you're not too busy sometime, maybe I could pet your dog"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Startin' a band with some guys I used to work with called LinkedIn Park."

"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"