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Joke of the Day
"If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me."
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"One time I walked in on my brother, masturbating. We locked eyes for what felt like forever. Then he yelled, ""Why the hell are you masturbating!?"""
"If people in the US hate mexicans so much.. than why is Jose in the national anthem"
"My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies. I told her old habits die hard"
"Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""
"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."
"How do you clean a condom? You put it in a pot and boil the fuck out of it."
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son"
"What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'"