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Joke of the Day

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants ...everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

"I've opened a restaurant called 'Karma'... There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"

"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"

"So I heard my gf fart for the first time...she denied it But I had already decided earlier, I'd never argue with my imaginary gf."

"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"

"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"

"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."

"Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die."

"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"