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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"
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"It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny. Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether"
"I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired"
"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."
"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."
"2030's kids won't get this... Drinking water."
"Really Cosmo? 50 tips on how to make your guy h0rny? What the f^ck are the 49 things after ""touch his p*nis"
"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the little raccoon"" 'cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and carried Lyme disease."
"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"