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Joke of the Day
"Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die."
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"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"
"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."
"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."
"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"
"Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research."
"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."
"A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, ""Have you got any books on the female clitoris?"" The bloke says, ""Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."""
"What was the code to hitler's secret bunker? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"