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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)"

"Superman biggest weakness is not kryptonite. It's horses."

"What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? A Hesi-tater"

"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"I take my women like I take my coffee. Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving."

"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"

"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."

"Two men walk into a bar... Knock, knock."