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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?"

"Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying ""ugh, please, this old thing."""

"Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday"

"Just became a father last week! My son is a tea fanatic, can you guess his favorite kind? Tit-tea"

"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"

"My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."

"A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense"