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Joke of the Day

"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"I think it's time I throw away my fleshlight My masturbation is getting a little out of hand."

"There is a big difference between ""friends"" and ""Facebook friends"""

"What do you call a naked Winnie-The-Pooh Pooh-nography"

"Me: I think we need to break up Her: Now is not a good time Me: Okay *we ride the rollercoaster in silence*"

"What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying ""I drink coffee""? Her saying ""I drink it black, like my men"""

"I was going to make a sheep joke But it just came out baaaaaaaad"

"Religion is like a man's penis. It's okay to have one, it's fine to be proud of it, but don't go around shoving it in people's faces and jamming it down children's throats."

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day."