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Joke of the Day
"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
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"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"
"I tried running once. But I kept spilling my beer."
"I am a big fan of Canadian bacon... ...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese."
"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."
"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"
"What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? ""Is it mine""?"
"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."
"I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's."
"What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me"