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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?"
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"Hit a cop car last night. The driver let me off with a warning..... ""Anything you say can and will be used against you."""
"LPT: A quick way to find out if you're allergic to nuts Eat nuts."
"What is Lil Wayne's favorite food? Caesar salad"
"I used to work with this black lady who had one arm and one leg... ...we called her Elbony"
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
"There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection."
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks."
"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"
"I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples"