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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?"
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"In the future a kid asks his grandfather a question. -Grampa? What does this tattoo mean? -Ahh, sonny, it's TIFU. Today I ff...uck."
"(Male-related)When I have a double stream, is there something obstructing the penis? or is it just being a dick?"
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