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Joke of the Day

"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"""we want to talk"" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."

"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."

"What did the horse say when he fell over? ""Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."""

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"

"Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot? let me be your *soil*mate"