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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."

"My ex was like a computer game. Started off easy, got a little harder and eventually I ended up cheating."

"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"Ladies: We barely pay attention when you are speaking directly AT us. What makes you think we will pick up on a subtweet?"

"Necrophilia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"

"I guess you can say Eagles of Death Metal's fanbase is really blowing up.."

"Dictators make great rulers... if you make a bunch of one centimeter marks on them while they're asleep."

"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."

"What do you call a dog magician?"