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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Jamaican? A Pokemon."
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"You know that video game, Mario, right? Do you know what his overalls are made of? Denim denim denim"
"I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution. But then that would be a lye."
"[grocery store] Ok, milk... Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! ""Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"""
"Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)"
"What's the best thing about fucking 93 year olds? NOTHING!!!"
"What's the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton."
"My sense of humor is so dark... ...that it picks cotton."
"A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left."
"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."