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Joke of the Day

"I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him"

"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."

"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"

"Two guys walk into a bar The first guy asks for a glass of H2O. The second guy asks for a glass of H2O too. The second guy died."

"Due to those 5 extra minutes of sleep I got because of the snooze button I'm not even tired anymore Said no one ever!"

"How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box"

"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"

"I was bitten by a crow, since then I've had the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a guy who is bleeding from the head a bit"

"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""