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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar The first guy asks for a glass of H2O. The second guy asks for a glass of H2O too. The second guy died."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Porsche? (Not what you think) I've never been inside a Porsche."

"See these teardrop tattoos? I got one for every time I cried in jail."

"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."

"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"

"Why is the space between a women's tits and hips called a waist? They could easily fit another set of tits in there."

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"My parrot got himself a new suit. It's polly ester."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that finds me unattractive... ...then after a while they would find me attractive."