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Joke of the Day

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."

"Texas - A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9,600 in damages rather than serving a prison sentence. He gave the court a check--a forged check. He was sentenced to ten years."

"I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt..... So, I made a move on her."

"Knock-knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man..."

"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."

"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."

"Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? Cause they don't have balls to scratch"

"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."

"How do ghosts become friends? They bond over boos. I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry."