197090
Joke of the Day
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"
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"What do you call a bossy kitty? A pushy cat"
"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
"My wife wouldn't let me spank her ass cheeks during foreplay So in revenge I super-glued them together. I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to."
"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar..."
"What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog? All of them are adopted"
"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"