76780

Joke of the Day

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ah, ye'd think it be R matey.... but actually it's the C!"

"I lent my deck of cards to an this idiot I work with, and he gave me only 51 back. He was a jack-off."

"Its important you remember that unprotected phone sex........"

"If I were in a musical, I'd get fired in a week. Keep a straight face while someone looks in my eyes & sings to me? Nope. Sorry. Impossible."

"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort."

"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""

"You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook."

"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."

"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"