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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."
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"Why'd God make women pretty but dumb? They're pretty, so men will like them. They're dumb, so they will like men. Courtesy of the great movie Ip Man 3 which I watched yesterday."
"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."
"What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning"
"If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, ""aww."""
"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"
"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."
"I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, ""if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"""
"If your victim freaks out when you pull a knife, politely sheath your blade and change the subject."
"""My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded."""