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Joke of the Day
"Almost that time of year, again. Deer gun season, or as the deer call it, the annual holocaust."
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"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."
"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."
"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."
"[Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit"
"Why did the two suicide bombers blow themselves up on the same room? So they could be splatmates."
"If you get a bigger bed You have both more and less bedroom"
"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."
"So I was eating out my Grandma... and I tasted horse cum. And I thought to myself, ""Is that how she died?!"""