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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"
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"I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, ""How's it hanging?"" I'm not sorry."
"Two Asians are watching the weather forecast... ... and the forecast reports that there will be showers in the area. The first Asian says, ""Oh man!"" And the second Asian says, ""Bah, rain."""
"Medical fact: If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well!"
"What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."
"I'm in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."
"Before you have kids, practice yelling ""GET UP NOW OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS!"" & see if it's right for you."
"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."
"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."