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Joke of the Day

"How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy."

"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."

"Toddler: *crying bc it isn't her turn with the princess crown* Me: Sweetie, you need to share Husband: Just give her the crown, you're 35"

"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."

"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"My friend called me conceited the other day. That can't be true, though. Being conceited is a fault, and I don't have any."

"Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah."

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"A man comes home from work on his birthday. He's greeted by his crying wife: ""I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("" ""Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."""