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Joke of the Day
"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."
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"A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994."
"I don't see why people say, ""God, send me a sign"". Why not ask the Head of Amazon's shipping department?"
"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"
"Him: Wanna bump uglies, baby? Me: Ooh, yes please! * Grabs two ugly people and starts smacking them against each other. *"
"It was just White Floyd until that one red sock got mixed in."
"I'm so damn tired. I haven't slept since last year."
"After getting off the ski lift, my mate said ""Let's go hit the slopes!"" I'm like, ""Why do you want to beat up those Japanese tourists?"""
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find."