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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."

"Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ""we should pregame this food w more food"" and I think that's really beautiful"

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."

"What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda? Pan, duh!"

"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""

"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."

"There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up."

"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."

"what is is called when you download undertale for free Papyrus-cy"

"Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame? It was retarded"