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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"Dogs. Because when everyone looks at you like you're crazy, they look at you like you're amazing."
"What do you call a riot in Baltimore? Target practice."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning."
"A hamburger walks into a bar (don't know if repost) And the bartender says ""sorry but we don't serve food here""!"
"What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere."
"What is the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
"Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep... ..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling asleep?"
"What are you doing on Valentines Day? I'm getting my hands massaged."