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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven."

"What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"

"Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man?... How do you eat with that?"

"I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."

"My father was a nun. Whenever he was up in court and the judge asked ""occupation"", he'd say ""none"". (From Blackadder Goes Forth, is this still eligible for /r/jokes?)"

"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"I turned on my computer. It said hello. Its a dell."

"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."