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Joke of the Day

"call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call."

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes."

"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop."

"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."

"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."

"Donald Trump for President."

"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"

"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""

"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."