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Joke of the Day
"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."
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"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"
"I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*"
"What happened when the gay guy put a nicoderm patch on his wiener? He cut down to two butts a day"
"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has"
"What's common to the cockpit of a modern fighter aircraft and the inside of a headhunter's hut? The heads-up display"
"What does snoop dogg use to wash his clothes? BLEYOTCH!"