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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."

"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."

"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."

"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""

"Why is every boob job the same? Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something."

"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."

"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""