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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."

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"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."
"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""
"A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin He was charged with breaking and entering."
"An in-depth test to see if you know how to avoid Clickbait Apparently not!"
"Nature is full of strange creatures: carnivororous plants, birds that can't fly, white people with dreadlocks"
"The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person."
"My dad is a mortician I hear people are dying to get into that field"
"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""
"I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up"