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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everyone can roast beef"

"What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's"

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."

"I am going to follow a random gang of drunk girls around the night club tonight, and just be in the background of all of their photos."

"What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine."

"How many angels can a pinhead dance on? To hold up their pants."

"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."

"GURU: You have achieved the state of sakrdagamin: you will reach nirvana within seven lifetimes ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six"

"If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico."

"Prostitutes are like fast food... Everyone has them, though they taste like shit."