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Joke of the Day

"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"

"You know you're in a seedy part of town when you ask the waitress for coke and she says ""is meth ok?"""

"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."

"A mayfly walks into a bar. The bartender asks: ""Why don't you fly?"" The mayfly responds: ""Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"""

"Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !"

"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"

"Doc: ""Your arm is broken. I'll put you in a cast for a while and it'll recover."" Me: ""Ok, but I don't get how being in a movie will help."""

"I call my mom santa.... Cause she is always calling me a ho ho ho"

"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"

"[OC] How to tell if you're gay... If when you fap, you like the feeling because there's a dick in your hand, rather than liking it because there's a hand around your dick - You're gay."